We'd like to shake your hand and buy you a cocktail for wanting to subscribe to The Means.  However, since distance most likely prevents this we will just provide you with the resources to subscribe and promise to make it a worthwhile investment.

Subscribing to The Means is an absolutely grand decision.  Not only do you get top notch intellectual entertainment and frivolous tomfoolery delivered to your doorstep, but you also get the supreme satisfaction of knowing you are helping to perpetuate that which you enjoy.  Since The Means  is a labor of love in a sea of debt, you can rest assured we appreciate your assistance.  Many experts agree that subscribing to The Means is equal to hugging an orphan on the kindness scale and almost as satisfying as making Martin Luther King dinner.

The Nitty Gritty of Subscribing

Subscriptions are a mere $12.00 a year and that includes shipping.

You can subscribe in two main ways, check or Paypal.

1. Subscribing via Check: Make a check out to "Self-Evident Press LLC" for $12.00 and stuff it in an envelope along with a note stating you want a subscription and whether you would like it to begin with the last printed issue or the next printed issue. We are allowing you this decision just in case you crave The Means like heroin and want an issue immediately.   Please mail this letter to:

The Means Subscriptions
P.O. Box 183246
Shelby Township, MI 48318

Upon receiving this check, high fives will erupt across the office and you will officially be a subscriber to The Means.  This will allow you doorstep access to two glistening copies of The Means with, most likely, a handwritten letter from one of the editors.  This letter may or may not include really horrible drawings of things like tanks shooting at each other or trees with owls on them.

2. Subscribing via Paypal: If you have a Paypal account just wire us the money using the button provided below.

To make this experience more exciting, pretend you are a high profile drug trafficker on the run from the D.E.A. and making your final financial transactions before jumping ship and heading to a remote island.  Trust me Paypal will never be more fun.

Ordering Single Issues

You can also order single issues from our back catalog for $8.00 a piece.  That includes shipping as well.   Of course, right now we do not have a back catalog.

For now, you can order Issue 1 which is due out in the summer of 2005.  Once again you can order by check or Paypal.

1.  Ordering single issues via check: Please write a note to us telling us how many copies of Issue 1 you would like, include a check made out to "Self-Evident Press LLC" for $8.00 per issue.  Please mail this letter to:

The Means Subscriptions
P.O. Box 183246
Shelby Township, MI 48318

2.  Ordering single issues via Paypal:  If you have a Paypal account you can buy Issue 1 using the button below.

Shipping

Allow 1-2 weeks for delivery.   We will try our best to mail all orders out within 48 hours of payment receival.

No refunds and really who would want one?